Jerry Jones Has NSFW Description of What Winning Super Bowl Feels Like

It's been a long time since the Dallas Cowboys last won the Super Bowl. Nearly 28 years, to be exact. The majority of the current roster wasn't even alive when America's Team last won a championship considering that the average age of the Cowboys this season is 25.8.

For example, Dak Prescott hadn't even turned three years old during the 1996 championship run.

But one person who was alive during the last championship celebration was Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. In fact, the eccentric 81-year-old remembers the feeling that a Super Bowl victory brings quite well — maybe even too well based on his latest NSFW comments.

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On Friday, Jones was asked what it feels like to win a Super Bowl while on 105.3 The FAN. The Dallas owner left very little to the imagination with his response, describing it as "the absolute glory hole."

If you're unfamiliar with the term "glory hole," don't Google it at work. Please.

Even if Jones wasn't referring to the NSFW act that the term is associated with, one has to wonder what feeling he was trying to convict with that curious choice of words. Perhaps being overwhelmed with glory?

At the same time, it's hard to doubt that Jones doesn't know what glory hole means. After all, it isn't the first time that he's used the term. It was only last year on an episode of ESPN's "First Take" when the Los Angeles native used the term in a story about being resilient.

What makes the situation even wilder is that the "First Take" quote nearly happened on the 10th anniversary of Jones telling the media that he wanted "some glory hole" after experiencing the Cowboys' winning ways in the 90s.

The Dallas PR department has attempted to smooth over Jones' past glory hole remarks, saying that it's a "commonly used expression in the oil and gas exploration business." But let's be real — few people are using that term to describe oil and gas in the 21st century.

Whether he does or doesn't know the NSFW definition of a glory hole, it's clear that Jones won't stop using the term any time soon. We'll have to believe him that it's the perfect word to describe a Super Bowl win until proven otherwise.

Fortunately, there's a good chance that Dallas fans will be able to relate to Jones' description come February. The Cowboys currently hold the fifth-best Super Bowl LVIII odds (+1000) ahead of Week 9.